Thursday, February 17, 2011

Random Diary Entry: Aug. 29, 2005

Went to one Friday night. Was a hoot! The strippers were terrible...
I suggested we tip them to put on their clothes.... or take up a
collection for a down payment for new career classes at AIU. I stayed
out of thong reach.

Since I didn't know the bride all that well, I got her a gift
certificate at a very upper-scale boutique that has delicate lingerie
and other feminine dainties. Would you believe she said, "Is this all
you got me?"

Then to top it off, the maid-of-honor went around with a cup and
asked for donations. I'm sorry but if the bridemaids are hosting the
party, it's up to them to fund it.

That's the last time I'm going to a party just because I know a
friend of a friend. If you don't have enough friends to invite to
make a party worthwhile and you have to import strangers, then you
don't need to have a party. Hell, go out with the few friends you
have. That's what I would do, if it were me and I didn't have a lot
of friends who wanted to do a big bachelorette party. I think it
would be more fun to be around a few close friends than a bunch of
strangers.

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